1. princeburrito:

    unfrosted pop tarts are vegan

    (Source: memewhore, via itscauseimbatman)

     
  2. dekutree:

    obsidian-order:

    beckaford:

    micahelizabeth:

    • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
    • Slurp the invisible soup.
    • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
    • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
    • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
    • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
    • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
    • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
    • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
    • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

    THISTHISTHISTHIS

    no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

    once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

    not me y’all are some next level dweebs. a kid once came up to me with his toy phone like “its for you”. i smacked that shit out of his little bitch hand, looked him dead in the eye and said “stop. with. your. bullshit. do you see wires? oh it’s wireless? is AT&T? Sprint? who’s your carrier? you pay the bill? does mommy pay the bill? grow up and get a job you piece of shit”. baby started crying in front of me. unbelievable. if i get in trouble for telling the truth, what i gotta do? fuck this world and society’s bold face lies.

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  3. iluvsamcedes:

    thatsomethingsomething:

    Brad Pitt in Killing Them Softly.

    Every damn frame is dripping with truth.

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  4. icalledyoudumb:

    myideaoffuniskillingeveryone:

    Danny Galieote

    I would frame and hang these in my house in a heartbeat.

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  6. Why does recovery always have to hurt more than the actual trauma? Or is it like that just for me? 

     
  7. webofgoodnews:

    People doing good!

    A couple of these I came across randomly, but most of them were found here.

    Webofgoodnews.com

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  8. Could we do an ice bucket challenge, or whatever other challange for that matter, to raise awareness and money to find a cure for MS, please?

     

  9. chronicallyinvisible:

    When you’re chronically ill what you want to do and what you should do very rarely coincide, and no chronically ill person should ever be made to feel guilty for choosing what they feel is best for their health, both mental and physical, at any given time.

     

  10. The ballet part of Taylor Swift’s new video… it hurts, it phisically hurts… 

     
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  12. dildorrito:

    what’s the password

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  13. alongstrangeride:

    gettin-nakie-outside:

    equiroz:

    A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

    Is that… a frisbee?

    He just wants to play catch

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via whos-got-the-tin)

     
  14. tssfxx:

    helllotittys:

    have—not:

    i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

    CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

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  15. Ice Bucket Challenge: Mike Fisher and Carrie Underwood

    (Source: ekholms, via that-hockey-life)